The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power... to read this

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to never get drunk

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!