The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to fly when your touching the ground

The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to be a gamer

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to strangle yourself to death

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The ability to see everything in black and white.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!