The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The ability to be raped.

The power to lose this power.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to be -100% faster...

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to poop without wiping

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to change your eye color.

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!