Turn gold into lead.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Death at will

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!