the power to give yourself sunburn

power to kill dead ppl.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

the ability to become black.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

the power to fail at everything you

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

the power to fart mace

The power to die when you die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!