The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!