Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!