The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to instantly die

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to drown on land.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!