The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!