- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power of gentle breeze

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to not exist.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to like this power

Pointless Super Powers