- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to turn into a bucket of water

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

Pointless Super Powers