The power to make my own sandwich

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

the power to fax people with your mind

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

The power to erase anything written in pencil

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to blow up when you blink

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

the power... to read this

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!