the power to make thin air that is harmless

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!