The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!