The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to have a power

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!