The power to poop without wiping

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!