- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

the powre to spel

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power... to read this

The ability to read your own mind

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to become black!

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

Pointless Super Powers