the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to see in black and white.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to predict the present

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to troll.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!