- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to control facial hair of women.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

Ladder hands.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to be your self

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The superpower to have a superpower

The power to turn into a parking lot.

Pointless Super Powers