The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

the power to be wrong

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to eat nandos

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!