The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!