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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.
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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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The power to not do it.
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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!
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the power to jerk off
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute
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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.
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having the same super powers as batman!
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever
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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...
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The power to circumcise yourself
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The power to see what's behind you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!