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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.
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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep
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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.
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The power of writte with our feets.
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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!
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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way
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Meltman, with the power to melt!
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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time
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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something
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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.
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ability to swim like a frog with no legs
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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The power to shape shift into water
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The ability to clean
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the power to grow stings out of your genitals
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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping
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To be able to summon old people
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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.
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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha
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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)
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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed
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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!