the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Third armpit.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power... to read this

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!