The power to kill yourself

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to jerk off

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to look like yourself

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to never get drunk

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!