The power to lose this power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to kill yourself

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the powre to spel

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!