- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to poop out your penis.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Pointless Super Powers