The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to become black!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!