The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to get in the van

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!