- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to have the remote come to you.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to understand math.

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to drown on land.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power drown in water

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

power to fly only in the plane

Pointless Super Powers