The power to never end your .

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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yo mama

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!