The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to die

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!