Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Third armpit.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!