The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!