Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the powre to spel

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to have a atomic fart

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Ladder hands.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!