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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC
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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.
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The power to draw a perfect circle.
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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person
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The power to eat nandos
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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to
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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.
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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget
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The power to think of a pointless superpower
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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!
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Turn gold into lead.
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The ability to trip on flat surfaces
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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink
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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen
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The power to control mealworms
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The power to read the minds of rocks
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the power to shout and make people piss their pants
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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.
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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.
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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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the ability to solve paradoxes
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!