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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!
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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!
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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.
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The power to emit contagious yawns.
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.
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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.
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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.
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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.
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The power to be a walrus
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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames
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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.
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The power to encounter an internal server error
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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the power to be infinitely constipated
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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.
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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.
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The power to wet yourself at will.
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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.
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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.
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The power to have no powers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!