the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to die at will

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!