The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to be wrong

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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32% Levitation.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!