- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to Google "Google".

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

power to kill dead ppl.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

Justin Bieber

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to fly, but only fly north

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to see into the present

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to jump faster.

Pointless Super Powers