The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to make glass clear

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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Acid pee

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!