The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to see into the present.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to be a rock

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!