the power to read captchas

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to create shit

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!