the power to fart in 7 different colors

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to change races.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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blindness

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power... to read this

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!