The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!