The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!