The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to get in the van

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to die when you die

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!