- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to microwave bread

Pointless Super Powers