The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!