The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to create shit

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!