The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to pee out blue

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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power to kill dead ppl.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to beathe

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to have a power

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To call me maybe

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!