- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be stupid

The power to see air

The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! dead And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

The power to wear crocs.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

Pointless Super Powers