The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!