The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!