The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!