- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

The power to transform gold into nothing.

Taekwondo

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to look like yourself

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to shape shift into water

The power to make yourself not have a super power

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

Having the power to stand still

The power to poop but only in bushes.

Pointless Super Powers