The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to police irony

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power drown in water

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!