shit and piss at the same time

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!