- Pointless Super Powers

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to emit contagious yawns.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to not exist.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.