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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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the power to see through water.
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The power to stop time for 1 second
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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.
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The ability to evolve into magickarp
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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food
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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.
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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.
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The power to climb ladders faster.
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The ability to police irony
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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the power to make thin air that is harmless
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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.
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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.
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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!
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Power that makes you perfect in being useless
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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.
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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!