-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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power to breathe

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!