- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to kill yourself

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

the power to get in the van

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Power to develop diseases.

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to get hard at will.

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to die at will.

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

Pointless Super Powers