The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!