The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!