pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!