- Pointless Super Powers

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

The power to Google "Google".