the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to be powerless

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!