The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to become black.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!