The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!