The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to live.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to die

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to fax people with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!