The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to beathe

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!