The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to become black.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!