The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to have hindsight.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to die when you die

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!