The power to eat nandos

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Death at will

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!