The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Being able to fly in place.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to see into the present.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to plank

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to troll.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!