The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power think five times slower.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!