Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to plank

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to sexually attract whales

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!