- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

Super-slowness

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

the power to fly while under water

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to become black!

The power to Google "Google".

The power of gentle breeze

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to run Crysis.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

Pointless Super Powers