the power to be powerless

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!