- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to be a walrus

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to be infinitely constipated

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to feel pain when ever you want

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to die when you die

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to die at will.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

Pointless Super Powers