The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to start time.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!