The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to not be Batman

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power drown in water

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!