the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to like this power

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!