The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power drown in water

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to die at will.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!