the power to fart mace

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to jump faster.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to see when people fart.

the power to smell shit from miles away

the power of being yourself

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!