The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to smell sounds

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!