The power to close your nose

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to have no powers

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to create powers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!