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The ability to be Edward Cullen
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.
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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else
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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.
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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.
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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.
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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie
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The power to be stupid
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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms
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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.
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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof
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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.
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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay
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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future
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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.
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The power to sleep through a dream.
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!