The power to fly, but only when pigs do

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to understand math.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to pee out blue

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

the power to summon a massive midget

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to wet yourself at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to make doors disappear at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to be afraid of horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to make everything worse

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!