- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The power to create all the powers on this site

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to see with your eyes open

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

Pointless Super Powers