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The power to sleep anytime your tired
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The power to read autistic people's minds
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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.
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The power to fly when you fart
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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation
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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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the power to talk to your elbow
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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.
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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.
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Doing a handstand with your feet
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The power to fly but only when your in space.
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the power to create bad superpowers
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The power of self mind control
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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama
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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]
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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.
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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring
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The ability to be Edward Cullen
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!