The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to think about useless power

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!