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the power to turn into nothing.
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Everything Hawkeye does
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The power to find pokemon attractive
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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you
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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet
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the ability to grow your nails at will.
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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.
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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.
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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.
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The power to instantly kill yourself
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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.
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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.
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The power to explode on demand.
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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock
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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.
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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.
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The power to stand still for five hours
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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.
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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.
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The power of self mind control
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!