the power tho vomit your poop.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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power to have no power at all

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!