The power to see in black and white.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to predict the present

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to plank

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to die when you die

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to explode on the moon

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!