The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to predict the present

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to die

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The power to get hard at will.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!