The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!