- Pointless Super Powers

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to know where the beef is

the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Meltman, with the power to melt!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!