The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!