The power to see what's behind you.

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the power to not finish your

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to understand math.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!