- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to think about useless power

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to pee out blue

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

Pointless Super Powers