- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to set money on fire

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to be wrong

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power of self mind control

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

32% Levitation.

Pointless Super Powers