to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!