The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to to think less

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!