- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

The power to see the present.

The ability to levitate birds

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

Pointless Super Powers