The power to plank

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to create shit

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!