The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Acid pee

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!