- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

32% Levitation.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

Pointless Super Powers