the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to become demented

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!