The power to shape shift into water

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!