Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to see via toe nails

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power... to read this

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to to think less

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!