The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to live.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see when people fart.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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cry acid tears

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to live through torture.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!