the power to turn on a random guys tv

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to poop without wiping

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!