The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to like this power

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!