- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

the power to be powerless

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to communicate with earthworms.

Acid pee

the power of being yourself

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The ability to turn into an embryo

Pointless Super Powers