The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to run in slow motion

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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blindness

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!