The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to control dodos

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the power to instantly die

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have no power.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Third armpit.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!