The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Grass eating

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!