The ability to read your own mind

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to understand math.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!