the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!