the power to kill yourself

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to die

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!