The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!