the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lose this power.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to create another human

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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power to breathe

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!