The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!