The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to swim in water.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!