The power to see things with your eyes open

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to be a gamer

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to set money on fire

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to mind reeds

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

the power to complete math exercises

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

the ability to constantly have the fever

Acid pee

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to die at will.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to plank

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!