the power to turn into nothing.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to see through air

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

Liam Brudenell

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to come second in any race

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

To pee standing up.

The power to walk on two legs

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!