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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.
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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.
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The power to smell poop
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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.
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The power to see in black and white.
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The ability to turn into an embryo
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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times
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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.
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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them
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The power to jump faster.
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The power to die when you die
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.
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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you
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The power to sleep anytime your tired
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The power to read autistic people's minds
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The power to get an erection watching gay porn
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The power to see who is writing these powers
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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
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The power to blink a nano second slower
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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.
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The power to be so perfectly blunt.
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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation
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The power to instantly kill yourself
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!