The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The ability to see into the present.

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power to eat through your but

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to troll.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!