- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of gentle breeze

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

the power to complete math exercises

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

the ability to constantly have the fever

Acid pee

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to die at will.

The power to see air

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

Pointless Super Powers