The power to lose this power.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!