The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to see through air

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!