- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to constantly have the fever

Acid pee

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to die at will.

The power to see air

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to put on socks with one hand

the power to smell shit from miles away

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

Pointless Super Powers