The power to fall up.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!