The power to create shit

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power to see who is writing these powers

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to set money on fire

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to be wrong

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!