The power to see through air

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to walk on two legs

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!