The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

the power to see into the present.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

BULLET ATTRACTION.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the power to reseal bottle caps

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the power to tolerate alex simpson

thumb_up thumb_down -30

to make asians smart

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to understand irony.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to think of a good super power right now.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to fail a test everytime

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

thumb_up thumb_down -32

You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

thumb_up thumb_down -32

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to only drink liquids

thumb_up thumb_down -34

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to slam a revolving door.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!