Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to not be Batman

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!