The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power of micro penis.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!