The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!