The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to do one push-up

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have no power.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!