The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!